Soooo, āthiefā is clearly open to interpretation.
The criminals weāre spotting today are āinnocent thievesā. The types that accidentally steal teaspoons.
Luckily 93% of our fleet gets returned, washed and reused. For those M.I.A we ask you to keep eyes peeled and records clean: return serviceware to Te Aro Zero Waste.
Crookery (not crockery) weāre referring to includes:
The caffeinated ones that offer you a homebrewed (cough cough) coffee
The winoās who make us whine (Seriously?! Our faces go shiraz)
The readers, who conveniently ignore the āplease return the cupā.
The ocean gazers, forgetting we keep plastic out of oceans.
The baggers. We see you. Youāre up there with the pocketeers.
The blenders who offer you drinks in a stolen cup. Smooth!
ā¦ as well as a cocktail of other culprits. Itās the pits.
They make us ice cold. This aināt no game weāre playing.
^ our gaze, when you steal our cups!
yes, we know we are milking this.
Disclaimer: no cups were harmed (or stolen) in the making of this page. And donāt be getting ideas now. Bob, weāre looking at you!
btw - if you wanna pre-detect actual criminal activity, please consult the po-po (and if you see any donuts in FillGood containers - well - there will be questions asked š). Alternatively: cop, not cup, videos can be found here.
