Soooo, โthiefโ is clearly open to interpretation.
The criminals weโre spotting today are โinnocent thievesโ. The types that accidentally steal teaspoons.
Luckily 93% of our fleet gets returned, washed and reused. For those M.I.A we ask you to keep eyes peeled and records clean: return serviceware to Te Aro Zero Waste.
Crookery (not crockery) weโre referring to includes:
The caffeinated ones that offer you a homebrewed (cough cough) coffee
The winoโs who make us whine (Seriously?! Our faces go shiraz)
The readers, who conveniently ignore the โplease return the cupโ.
The ocean gazers, forgetting we keep plastic out of oceans.
The baggers. We see you. Youโre up there with the pocketeers.
The blenders who offer you drinks in a stolen cup. Smooth!
โฆ as well as a cocktail of other culprits. Itโs the pits.
They make us ice cold. This ainโt no game weโre playing.
^ our gaze, when you steal our cups!
yes, we know we are milking this.
Disclaimer: no cups were harmed (or stolen) in the making of this page. And donโt be getting ideas now. Bob, weโre looking at you!
btw - if you wanna pre-detect actual criminal activity, please consult the po-po (and if you see any donuts in FillGood containers - well - there will be questions asked ๐). Alternatively: cop, not cup, videos can be found here.
